Facebook Friend #13

Dear Megan Pulvermacher,

OMG, just like the Usher song, except for the fact that I do not know who you are. From first glance from your facebook profile, you don't even go to the same college as me. This brings conspriracy to the thought that, "do I know you?" I checked the easily available facts of "mutual friends" and I see that  have 3 people in common. Crazy, but I really only know one of the friends in common. Sad? maybe, True? of course. I see that you go to the college that is pretty much the rival school of mine... tisk tisk, why would you go to such a school... actually the question that I should be asking is that... Why am I friends with a person that I don't know and someone that happens to be the rival school???

I guess sometimes the world we live in can be really "small." As some people say, "the world is small after all." Crazy to think about that everyone could be really 6 degrees apart. So something in the cosmos probably made us meet, but sadly it didn't keep us in touch. I see that you are in a relationship, congratulations. I give you props to that, because I understand how hard keeping a relationship running can be. Especially if you are graduating in the next year as you according to your facebook profile. Actually I misread your profile and I see that you are a grad student at a college very near mine. I hope that everything is going very well and that you and your significant other are running smooth. I on the other hand, could not handle such an occasion. Your profile picture does not portray yourself, but yet an abstract thought or an idea that you may have during the process of picking a picture out. It seems to be that it is of a cloud that may be a simple demonstration of a snow mountain. (or at least that is what I get out of your profile picture.)

Anyways my friend is cooking breakfast/late night meal at the local time of 2:17am. I taste tested it and it's fabulous. His brother's Profile (it may not work if he has crazy security settings, but lets be honests it may not be worth clicking since he asked/made me mention him in this post.)

Enjoi,

Alastar Swift


PS Merry Christmakkuh! If I do not have a chance to write one on the special day in America!