Dear Candy Rockwell,
I am truly disappointed that I have no recollection at all when or where I have met you. I'm almost positive you went to Winona, and I might add, maybe just maybe I met you at Phi Lam's? And I'm sure I was quite intoxicated and we all know, how that house party was. Get there at 8 - 8:30 ish and drink as much as we could before everyone got kicked out at 10:30. Stumble back, and wreck havoc in the dorm rooms. So that's my guess of how it all went down. I met you somewhere in those lines of a Typical Freshman Thursday Night.
It looks that you may have a son according to your profile picture. If I can read right, is he wearing a b-day shirt? I'll be the first, to wish him a very belated birthday and hope that he enjoyed all his presents. Hopefully the whole parenting world is going great, as I would not be a fan at the moment if I had a kid. Don't get me wrong it'd be sweet, but man… I know I'm just too young to be a father type. Anyways, I hope you aren't a single mother, because no one should have to tackle that alone. And if you are, I hope that jackass of a dad, trips on his candy bar wrapper and chips his tooth.
Enjoy the world of parenting and I hope he doesn't get stuck in the terrible twos.
Alastar Swift
So far, for your first two out of three posts, you've critized the concepts of marriage and parenting. This is promising, haha... You sir, are bold and straight-forward with your analysis. Bravo, dear sir.
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