Thursday, October 28, 2010

Facebook Friend #3

Dear Candy Rockwell,

I am truly disappointed that I have no recollection at all when or where I have met you. I'm almost positive you went to Winona, and I might add, maybe just maybe I met you at Phi Lam's? And I'm sure I was quite intoxicated and we all know, how that house party was. Get there at 8 - 8:30 ish and drink as much as we could before everyone got kicked out at 10:30. Stumble back, and wreck havoc in the dorm rooms. So that's my guess of how it all went down. I met you somewhere in those lines of a Typical Freshman Thursday Night.

It looks that you may have a son according to your profile picture. If I can read right, is he wearing a b-day shirt? I'll be the first, to wish him a very belated birthday and hope that he enjoyed all his presents. Hopefully the whole parenting world is going great, as I would not be a fan at the moment if I had a kid. Don't get me wrong it'd be sweet, but man… I know I'm just too young to be a father type. Anyways, I hope you aren't a single mother, because no one should have to tackle that alone. And if you are, I hope that jackass of a dad, trips on his candy bar wrapper and chips his tooth.

Enjoy the world of parenting and I hope he doesn't get stuck in the terrible twos.

Alastar Swift

1 comment:

  1. So far, for your first two out of three posts, you've critized the concepts of marriage and parenting. This is promising, haha... You sir, are bold and straight-forward with your analysis. Bravo, dear sir.

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