Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Facebook Friend #2

Dear Tiffany Cochran,

Thank you for making my friend count (+1) over the years, especially since I was the freshman kind that thought it was cool to have A LOT of friends… until I realized that I suck at remembering names and never got big on adding people. Anyways, I have sat here on my couch contemplating on when and where I had met you. You'd be upset as I have zero recollection of our first meeting, so I am going to guess that I met you freshman year, while I was intoxicated running from house party to house party. If I am wrong please correct me if you ever read this.

From your profile picture, it looks like you are married. That may be the reason I do not recognize your name, gotta' love the fact that women get to change their last names in that whole relationship deal. I hope the best for your marriage and that it doesn't end in divorce after 7 years like most. I personally, would not be that happy to get married at a young age, but good for you!

Farewell and have a safe journey,

Alastar Swift

P.S. - I understand that my wedding invite must have been lost in the mail

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