Facebook Friend #15

Dear Becca Hormann,

... I feel embarrassed to even say that I can remember this, but I probably had the biggest crush on you in the 3rd grade. How do I remember this, I have no idea. I remember this one time, you were hiding underneath a table and you jumped out to scare me. With me being really jumpy, I jumped, panicked, and fell over a desk. Awesome memory right? I just find it crazy that I remember something like that, because at the age of 22, I can barely remember what I did last weekend. All I know for sure is that you made fun of me all the time. I think that's a reoccurring thing of interest to me, because all the past girls I've fell for always made fun of me. Must be the "cocky" aspect.

Sadly, I don't even really recognize your face. I feel quite creepy that I even have you as a FB friend because I want to say you moved to a different town at a young age. I wonder if I added you or you added me. I'll have to go with I added you. I can probably guess what happened. One inebriated night, I probably came back do some drunken FBing and stumbled upon some mutual friends and then I probably thought of the 3rd grade crush. Or something on the lines of that. Anyways, I see that you attend a private school... tisk-tisk-tisk. But then again my most of my best friends went to a private school... Oh and I just noticed your hometown is Jackson. I was airlifted in a heli after a football game in Jackson. Oh highschool sports... they took a toll on me, I actually feel like an old man cause I can barely walk some mornings after playing basketball.

Enjoy the "Real World", cause I am in no hurry to reach that point... yet.

Cheerio,

Alastar Swift

PS. I remember waking up in the hospital for like 5minutes, and then waking up in the Helicopter thinking, "Where the %#!@ am I?" The guy that was sitting by me, saw that I was awake and all he did was zip up the body bag over my head so I couldn't see anything... Ass. Anyways, that was my first helicopter ride.