Facebook Friend #5

Dear Brianna Jones,

When I had stumbled across your name while going through my friend list, it brought me back to freshman year. To be exact I thought of our English 111 class with the crazy Canadian Professor and how I almost failed his course, but somehow managed a solid, B. Another thing that comes to mind is that I want to say we used to go to house at King and Kansas, or it may be the fact that you always called and asked me where the party is. My fondest memory of us, was when you called me and asked me where a party was, and I led you to a totally wrong street address that I had made up. You had called me multiple times which I never answered and me being me, I was laughing my ass off and probably saying some stupid and immature comments of that nature. I guess that's what happens when you drink way too much and spend more time inebriated than sober. I blame that on my friend that always had to end his night in the garbage can.

From your profile picture, it looks like you enjoyed this past halloween weekend. I'm glad to see that you dressed up for the festivities, as so did I. It looks like you may have dressed up as a biker chick? I'm not positive but it's my best guess, I mean you are dressed all in black leather and showing off as much skin as legally possible. Oh by the way, I would love to know why girls like to type in this certain way, "WhY dO yOu TyPe LiKe ThIs In YoUr StAtUs UpDaTeS?" Somethings just I can't wrap my head around, and this may be one of the things I'll never understand.

I hope everything is well in Dubuque, IA

Alastar Swift