Facebook Friend #8

Dear Eric Hattey,

First and foremost, I would like to thank you for letting me come to your party when I was a freshman (high school). I had been chasing that upper-class girl (Junior) and she brought me to your place. I remember that you had pulled me aside, gave me a high five, and said, "If you need a spare room, let me know." As being a freshman, I definitely was scared and laughed that one off, even though I know that would have been the best night ever! That night, I learned more than I wanted too, as you told me about the Shrek story that pertained to you and your lady friend. I don't think I'll ever be able to view that movie the same after this remembering that fact. I'm sure I have more memories especially since I was chasing that girl who happened to be part of your friend group, but my memory fades as life has sped me far away from being a high school freshman.

According to your status, You currently are on a diet. I would like to congratulate you on that feat and hope that you also have a work out plan. Diet and and Exercise go hand in hand, like Pumpkin Pie and Whipped, Mashed Potatoes and Gravy, and Turkey and Stuffing. So I hope you stick to your healthy diet plan and accomplish it to your wildest dreams. Is that a for sale sign with a "SOLD" across it? I am going to guess that you bought that piece of land to build your first house? Rock on, you better practice with those lincoln logs to produce a space efficient design.

Good luck with growing up sir, and thank you for introducing me to the "Upper-Classmen" and giving me a chance with that girl.

Cheerio,

Alastar Swift